The official description from the manufacturer’s website states that the knife has been “[d]esigned to fit the contours of the human hand perfectly which creates a firmer rip and makes every knife safer and more precise,” but we’re not too sure which human hand they had in mind when they designed the Wenger 16999 Swiss Army Knife Giant. It’s true that there’s virtually nothing you won’t be able to do with this bad boy, but it will probably take a while since you will have to find the appropriate tool among its 141 functions.

Obviously it’s meant to be more of a collector’s item than a practical tool, but the prospect of someone trying to use this knife is quite amusing. You should also go ahead and check out the hilarious reviews people have left for the Wenger 16999 Swiss Army Knife Giant, which should give you an idea of what people have done with this incredibly versatile knife. Or not.