The middle kid hauled the garbage without being threatened. “High five!”
Your boss made Monday morning’s meeting briefer and less Kafkaesque than usual. “High five!”
Your fiancé agrees to put that wine cooler cabinet on the wedding registry rather than bone china, whatever the hell that is. “High – ” You get the idea.
There are times in your life for impromptu celebrating, and those occasions call for FiestaFive High-Five Confetti Shooter. The FiestaFive skyrockets your happiness, relief or asshole sarcasm to a new level.
As demonstrated on The Today Show and The Discovery Channel, this little endorphin snack mounts on the palm of your hand and shoots shiny confetti in the air when you slap hands at those special moments. High five!
Your FiestaFive shooter comes with six confetti cartridges, and you can buy additional cartridges in a festive collection of colors. Boost the party into the stratosphere at sporting events, birthdays, wedding receptions, holidays — anywhere and anytime yelling, hooting and cheering just aren’t enough. Or even when you want to show you’re a bit of a dick — but in a fun way.
Never let an occasion get away from you. Keep your pockets stocked with confetti cartridges for when the mood strikes.
Your girlfriend’s period was just a little late! “High five!”
Thank you, God. Midnight Mass is finally over! “High five!”
The Cleveland Browns just won Super Bowl XCVIII! Well let’s not go crazy.