Whether you’re a single guy in the city, a family in the suburbs, or just a simple farm boy from Tatooine, there are plenty of products available show everyone you’re a true Star Wars fanatic. Thankfully, we’ve harnessed the force and lifted the best products from the bottom of the Dagobah swamps to help you celebrate the quasi-holiday that is May the 4th.
Star Wars Battle Drones
The Star Wars Battle Drones are as close as you can get to a real life dogfight with an X-Wing. These drones are capable of speeds up to 35 mph and they shoot lasers for friendly battles with friends. For an even more immersive experience, you can follow your fighting stats by downloading the iOS application. Battle up to 12 people at once and see who’s up to make that one in a million shot.
Han Solo Carbonite Inflatable Costume
Although Halloween might be months away, it’s never too early to pick up an awesome costume. Paying homage to the iconic scene in which Han Solo is frozen in Carbonite, this fun, lightweight costume takes almost no effort to put on or remove (without a thermal detonator.)
Death Star Fire Pit
The Death Star Fire Pit is a must have for anyone who takes their bonfires as seriously as Episode 4 through 6 of the Star Wars series. Weighing in at 170 lbs., The Death Star Fire Pit is strong enough to last generations and looks incredible regardless of whether or not there’s anything burning inside. What’s even more fascinating about this piece is that it’s created with high-quality metal that’s forged by a Korean War veteran. This Death Star Fire Pit has nearly every detail that a true fan would notice and it could warm the heart of any Phantom Menace.
Star Wars Kama Sutra
There are people who love Star Wars, then there are people who LOVE Star Wars. If you fall into the latter category, this book might be for you. So if you happen to be the Star Wars fan who wants to own everything (even if it’s completely unofficial), look no further than this book. I’d act fast if I were you because remember, Disney owns just about everything right now and this book is, as we mentioned, very, very unofficial.
Star Wars Bookend
As a true testament to the force, Yoda will hold up your books for all eternity… or until you get a new bookend. This small metal bookend is a must for any Star Wars fan who is looking to prop up their property in a manner that seems to defy gravity. Leave it to this little green man to keep things interesting.
Yoda Jedi Training Backpack
This adorable plush Yoda Backpack is perfect for Jedis-in-training. Built to carry small items, this is a great gift for the little Star Wars fans in your life. Or for yourself. We won’t judge.
Star Wars R2-D2 Coffee Press
The Star Wars R2-D2 Coffee Press would be a nice addition to any kitchen. Whether times got tough for R2-D2 or things got better for your mornings, this coffee press is capable of handling piping hot coffee that’s fit for a Jedi. You’ll be wondering where this little guy has been your whole life.
Millennium Falcon Rug
The Millennium Falcon Rug is an excellent touch for any family of rogues looking to assist the rebellion and defeat the dark side. This rug is measures just under five feet wide by six and a half feet long. Whether you plan on putting it in the family room, next to the front door, or in the office, this rug will add style, character, and a bit of quirk to wherever you decide to showcase it.
Star Wars Darth Vader Toaster
The Star Wars Darth Vader Toaster makes the dark side incredibly appealing. This toaster not only toasts your bread, but it burns Darth’s iconic helmet into the middle of the slice. Consider spending your mornings pledging allegiance to the dark side.
Star Wars Tiki Mugs
What do you reach for when celebrating your victory over a gang of Stormtroopers? These Star Wars Tiki Mugs, of course. Character mugs include Darth Vader, a Stormtrooper, Boba Fett, Chewie, R2-D2, and Yoda. Having such a well-rounded group of characters makes it easy to celebrate in style (with humans or Wookies.)
Inflatable Jabba The Hutt
Plop this fun inflatable Jabba the Hutt on your front lawn on May the 4th or Halloween (or all year round if you can’t stand your neighbors).
Star Wars Self Stirring Mug
You don’t exactly need the force to operate this fun self-stirring mug, but you may need some batteries to pull off the illusion. This stainless steel mug has Darth Vader and the famous “The Force Is Strong With This One” quote on the face, meaning that you might be able to convince your coworkers that you indeed have the force and deserve a raise because you can stir your coffee without a spoon.