SpreadTHAT! Advanced Butter Knife

SpreadTHAT! uses heat transfer technology to spread cold, hard butter with incredible ease.

How many perfect pieces of toast have you ruined in your life by trying to apply butter to it. Hundreds? Thousands?

Of course, to keep butter fresh, you must keep it in the refrigerator. Unfortunately, this chilly environment causes even the finest quality butter to harden and therefore stubbornly resist one of the few things that you consistently want butter to do: spread!

Undoubtedly the most forward thinking and scientifically advanced butter knife ever invented, the SpreadTHAT! uses heat transfer technology to spread cold, hard butter with incredible ease. When you pick up this high-end kitchen utensil, it automatically begins to redistribute the body heat in your fingers, sending your internal warmth directly to the blades’ edge through the knife’s highly conductive copper alloy body.

The SpreadTHAT! requires no preheating, contains no internal heating element, and relies upon no battery or electrical power for operation. Elegantly designed, it features beautiful curves, an exquisite jadestone sheen, and diamond-like carbon coating.

If you buy the SpreadTHAT!, you’ll certainly never butter your bread in the same way again. And if you like what this product does for butter, you’ll have to try it with peanut butter, cream cheese, and honey. Generally speaking, if you can spread it like butter, the SpreadTHAT! promises to spread it better!