Bloody ‘ell! Can you believe what Centre Spin Fidget Spinner is up to?
First a little back story. Fidget spinners, for those of you without middle schoolers, is a thingy you put on a fingertip or two and… spin. All the rage. Teachers hate them, but they’re supposed to stop fidgeting. With finger fidgeting.
So now we have Centre Spin Fidget Spinner. The inventors started a Kickstarter campaign with a $7,200 goal, of which they’ve raised nearly $40,000 as of this writing. Theirs is a more sophisticated version of the middle school toy. They’re precision-machined metal, not plastic, and made of bronze, copper and stainless steel. Not gaudy kid colors. And they fit in your pocket so you can conceal them quickly when you’re supposed to be working or listening.
You’ll also recognize Centre Spin Fidget Spinners to be the height of sophistication because of that name. Centre. Like the Brits spell it. Because everything British just looks, sounds and reads classier. They invented the language, after all, so of course they sound pricey. Not all Brits. Not the fish and chips crowd that says wot when they mean to say… no one knowns what they hell they’re trying to say. But take a listen to the upper crust. You’d pay 40 quid for a Big Mac if it was a royal selling it.
So there you have it. The pocket-size Cente Spin Fidget Spinner in bronze, gold and steel. At blueblood prices. Have a lovely day.